oh. my. god.
take note gentlemen
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
- Me: I'd like a Coke.
- Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
- Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
- Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
My pain was never beautiful or poetic. It was answering the phone mid breakdown and laughing like I was fine.
i took this in verona the morning after the arctic monkeys concert and everything was silent and still and i remember thinking that i would have given anything for the world to stay this way
I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS
Tribal, boho, bohemian, beach, hippie
Naked, urban decay, makeup
everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
*looks at clock
Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way.
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